I vowed i would never love again and since then I’ve dated,
But fuck that I can’t give nothing
I’d rather sail alone than have my damn ship sunken
Being single’s par for the course,
I don’t wanna cause a marriage cause I don’t wanna cause a divorce
It’s probably important and it’s better for health
Besides, I get the whole damn bed for myself
But what the hell everybody yells for me to drop down my guard
No! this heart of mine’s for me, it’s locked down and it’s scarred
Go home, I don’t need me a wife, I’m happily single for life, alright?

My name is Mac Sheldon I’m a fire-sign leo
Alcoholic, anti-mall, anti-hero, anti-soccer mom, anti-hipster; pro-eating captain-crunch-cereal-for-dinner, pro-taking-bong-hits-to-cure-your-depression, and pro-demo cd, if you got one let me check it
But never ask me what the hell i’m laughing about, see ya later I’ma go take a nap on the couch, alright?